The Damage Done in One Night

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Once upon a time, I was married. HAHA...I married at 20 and divorced 13 yrs later. But I have some funny stories from being married that I think I will share. 

When I was younger I moved furniture around all the time. Probably close to once a month. My ex, Glenn would come in from work and stop at the front door asking whose house he was in that time. I loved change. 

The funniest time was when I changed Amber's room around. I did not realize that I had put her baby bed under the air vent. When I put her to bed that night I realized it cause the air was blowing. I let her fall off to sleep and then I went in to turn the vent some. That required me standing on something. So I pulled over a dressing table stool I had, I jumped up and reached over the bed to turn the vent when I got to close to the edge of the stool. Well upon doing that, the stool flipped out from under me and I went back and down. 
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My head hit the wall putting a dent in it, ripping a shelve and the anchoring screws out of the wall but the biggest thing was that my foot kicked the underside of the baby bed. The springs on the baby bed were hung with S hooks and when I hit the under side of the springs, it went up and back down but it knocked the springs off the S hooks. 
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The bottom half of the bed slid down but Amber remained in the same spot. I caused so much noise that when I looked up that was Glenn standing in the doorway "buck naked"..... I was so shocked at what I had done that the first words I said were, "look at what I did". Glenn said, oh that is nothing, you should see what I did. He left the room and when he returned he was carrying the soap dish that is cemented to the wall in the tub. 
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He said, "this is what I did"!!!

This is just part of the funny stuff that happened while I was married. 



Brian said…
Those head games can be kind of funny and painful at the same time!
Sandee said…
At least you laughed about what you did. That's a good thing. I laughed too.

Have a fabulous day, Pam. Scritches to all the babes. ♥
Girl, you had me laughing out loud. Oh the stories we all could tell! LOL! Hugs and blessings, Cindy
Thanks for sharing.

All the best Jan
Ann Thompson said…
Well that was some story. The two of you had quite a night
CHERI said…
Well, at least he cared enough to come check on you even if he was buck naked:) Can't wait to hear more stories.
Christine said…
You guys... what a pair you were! Glad Amber was ok! And Lowe’s cone on!
Julie Tucker said…
I just keep thinking about your head putting a dent in the wall.
Hard headed then and hard headed
I love you just the way you are and wouldn't want you any differently!
And, so glad Baby Amber was ok.
Rhodesia said…
Fun and Games, glad you did no major damage haha. Keep well, Diane
Darla M Sands said…
Oh, my! Thanks for sharing. :) Be well!
Jeanie said…
You put a dent in the wall? That explains a lot! (Not really -- just joking!) But big ouch!

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